PUA Openers are readily available all over the internet, but how many PUA openers are really field-tested a proven to work? I sometimes read PUA openers that involve asking a girl about horses or other nonsense and I just cringe!
Are guys really using these PUA openers on girls? I highly doubt it...
It's a good thing I've been in The Game since 2002 (way before Style's book EVER came out) so I know the good PUA Openers from the bad PUA Openers. And I want to share them with you so that you sarge smarter, NOT harder. (Because who wants to get a million blow outs, right?)
So let's looks at some opinion openers for PUAs, shall we?
First of all, see the opinion opener for what it is: a way to start a conversation and, for newbs, a way to “kick-start” getting relaxed and meet some women!
Don’t glorify opinion openers.
Don’t hate on opinion openers.
Lethal if used at the right time. Also lethal if relied upon. (And not the good lethal.)
Regardless, I’m going to share three original opinion PUA openers I used when I first started. But before I do.
What I’m going to share are STORIES. Not abracadabra scripted nonsense. If you simply deliver the words, it won’t work. But if you deliver the STORY (and by story, I mean the VIBE), these will hit. Hard.
How do you calibrate your vibe? LIVE these stories in your head. Really convince yourself this shit happened. Gay dogs. Fake mustaches. Aggressive fat girls. These are quirky stories that still fall in the realm of reality. But hardly. Imagine if these stories actually happened to you. Then, translate that vibe to the girl. Don’t try to spit these stories word-for-word. Spit them for what they are: stories, vibes.
You’ll figure it out ;)
Without further ado:
Gay Dogs:
PUA Opening: Hey guys, do you think dogs can be gay?
Girls: Hahaha, ummmm...?
PUA: Okay, because my friend has this dog, Bruce. This dog is one of those little Scotty guys… you know the ones with the late-70s-pornstar mustaches – think Derk Diggler. So, my friend calls me and invites me to go with him to this dog park. I get there…and…I wasn't expecting to see any steamy K9 romance, but next thing I know my buddy’s dog is humping everything he could get his paws on. Everything male that is... Seriously, Bruce must’ve thought it was a Roman bathhouse or something, because he ran around mounting every dude dog that would stay still for 2 seconds. So I’m like, “Bro, turn the Q-factor down on Brucey. He’s gonna end up doing time on Riker’s for doggy rape.” And my friend goes, “Oh no, that’s just a dominance thing. Bruce isn’t gay.” I’m thinking "Not gay?! Bruce is hornier than R. Kelly in an elementary school! and you’re sitting here talking about dominance?" But…you know…it was sort of endearing, too. I mean my friend got all defensive…like I started joking around, asking if Bruce ever barks the soundtrack to RENT and my friend was like, “Woah dude! Watch it. Bruce isn’t just my dog. He’s my roommate.” But I dunno, it opened up this whole philosophical debate about the sexual preferences of dogs. I’ve been musing about it all day…
Mustache disaster:
PUA Opener: Quick question. One of our friends is about to commit a SERIOUS fashion faux pas and I need your answer fast so I can call him and stop him from this impending tragedy. Alright, what would you guys do if some guy wearing a fake mustache showed up to your doorstep for a first date?
Girls: Blah blah
PUA: Get this. So it’s guys’ night out and usually we roll with a group of four. But tonight our friend Tim is going on a date with this girl he met in Starbucks on Wednesday … so our friend Tim had this mustache. Like a totally badass handlebar. He’s had it since high school and we all thought it was awesome. But then this girl emailed him and told him she loved everything about him, but thought he’d look better without the mustache. So, my friend, thinking meeting this girl was fate, listened to her and shaved his mustache. But, you see, our friend goes tanning so when he shaved off his stache tonight, it left this whiteness all down his face. So right before we left he begged me to lend him this fake mustache I wore for Halloween last year. By the way, my costume was Johnny Depp from Pirates from the Caribbean . So my question: What do you think…should he go out with the white patch OR should he try to get away with the phony ‘Pirates of the Caribbean ’ stache?
Grabby Fat Girl:
PUA Opener: Yo guys. What’s an ugly-sounding name for a guy? Quick, I gotta text it to my friend…
Girls: ummm...Ted!
PUA: Alright. Get this. My friend gave his number to the creepiest girl the other night! We were out at our dive bar, enjoying the magic of two-for-one domestic drafts. It was ‘80s night so everyone was rocking to Journey…no one’s stopped believing. So all the elements of a good night are in place. But when I go to order another round, this chick makes a beeline for my friend. If I had to describe this girl, picture Tony the Tiger as an overweight woman. Okay, so she’s got this fizzy-perm hair thing going on and this huge “They’reeeeeeeee great” grin on her face. So Tony is like muscling her way through the crowd, just clawing through people to get to my friend. He makes unfortunate eye contact with her and…it’s on! So I’m just standing there, watching this impending tragedy unfold. Like if this were me, I’d use my patented ‘bathroom bail’ but before my friend even has time to get out of her way, Tony the Tiger has one hand on his back, telling him – not asking – TELLING him they’re gonna dance. Well. He pries her hand off like a dead starfish, sort of like this…one finger at a time. So funny. My friend said it seemed like this chick had eight arms because whenever he pealed one hand off his back – or, at this point, off his ass…she was very forward – it felt like two more hands took its place! Anyway, she ended up buying us a round of drinks so my friend felt bad and gave her his number. Now she won’t stop texting him. But she doesn’t his name. So we’re trying to figure out the worst sounding name so he can flake her off. What do you guys think??
Alright, so those are three super quick PUA Openers that'll get your foot in the door. As for what to do next, I could recommend Mystery Method, I could recommend natural game, but, to be honest, the best method I've found is the DHG 7-step to a number close method.
Even before you deliver the PUA Opener, the 7 steps outlines everything (even where to stand in the bar or nightclub) so that you don't get blownout or rejected. I used these exact 7 steps last night and I got 6 #-closes and 2 make outs (k-closes). So if you're okay with your PUA openers, check out this 7 step method.
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Jared PUA (writing on PUA Openers)
